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Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

$34.95

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BECAUSE F*CK YOUR NOSE.

Every bottle of Nose Bleach™ is made with ACS-grade Ammonium Hydroxide (NH₄OH) that is captured within a super-absorbent polymer to help prevent spills and maximize the life of your bottle, while providing hit after ludicrous hit of that sweet spicy air.

WARNING!
NOSE BLEACH™ is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure. If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with HYPE DUST™ or NOSE CANDY™ to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach™.

USE AT OWN RISK.

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BANNED FROM AMAZON!

Thanks to the massive influx of small, shitty brands pushing their mediocre smelling salts on Amazon, the FDA has cracked down on all ammonia inhalants which has caused Amazon to remove all smelling salts from their marketplaces.

Use Code "AMAZONSUCKS" to SAVE 25% on all bottles while we sort this shit out and be sure to stock up as they will likely hit other platforms with this ban soon!

Personally, I blame Joe Rogan.

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